I got a phone call yesterday exclaiming I had a recommendation from WEIS ...Sorry WHO?! Your friend, "WEIS KOK" OHhhhh KOK Oh yeah, I know her.
Lady: Yeah She was randomly selected to get this package, it's only for University students, it's $199 dollars for 14 tickets and with each ticket you can stay in any accommodation across Australia and New Zealand from 3 star to 5 star or $299 for 25 tickets. All we need is your credit card
Me: Ohh um ok, where are you calling from?
Lady: Sydney, Oxford Street
(what the fuck, no company name whatsoever)
Me: Right, and how was my friend selected? Did she enter a competition or something?
Lady: No she was randomly selected
Me: From what?
Lady: She was randomly selected from the phonebook
(so how did she know weif was from University?)
Lady: I heard from your friend that you go on holidays regularly.
Me: no. not really
Lady: When was your last holiday, 6 months ago?
Me: no, back in 2005
Lady: How much did you spend on accomodation? 100? 200?
Me: It was free, we stayed at a friends
Me: Yeah anyways not interested
Me: no time
Lady: It lasts for two years
Me: no money
Lady: ok, bye
(By the way, it's some really fobby Chinese lady, SYDNEY MY-ARSE)
Anyhoos, time to ring up the kokster...
Weif picks up: STARTS LAUGHING
Me: Uhhh what the fuck was that?? a prank??
Weif: no they rang me up first and i told them I had no credit card so I gave them your number
Weif: wtf I never said you went on holidays regularly..